Goodbye literal pile of shit, Hello Biden

I’m not saying that Trump directly caused me to have any panic attacks in the medical sense of the term, but has anyone else felt like the last four years have been one long flood of anxiety? I feel a weight lifted, for lack of an original metaphor. Thank you, Biden, for saving us from the walking pumpkin stress ball. When Kamala stepped onto that stage and began speaking—and I’m talking full sentences here—I felt myself tear up. I don’t think I ever realized the black cloud that was hanging over us every single day. But now, the administration that could barely put together a sentence is GONE. The endless pompous babbling is GONE. And it hit me. I wasn’t expecting it, but it hit me. I hope the environment will forgive us for the past four years. I hope the world can forgive us for the last four years. I hope we can forgive ourselves for the last four years and continue to embrace science and logic into the forever-future. Amen.